Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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