That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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