He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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