You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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