I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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