PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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