Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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