but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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