Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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