plz talk dirty to me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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