i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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