Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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