i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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