I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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