life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
