just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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