White coat. Heels.
My room smells like vodka and shame
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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