My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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