When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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