the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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its like you know when i get waxed
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