dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
this boner is exhausting
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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