Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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