She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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