I hope mine doesn't look like that
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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