i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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