Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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