they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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