I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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