just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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