it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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