ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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