I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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