Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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