So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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