so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
50% drunk capacity currently
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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