when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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