Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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