We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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