dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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