You can't special order awesome
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize