My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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