I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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