my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
