i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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