we have officially lost it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The chlamydia really affected his face.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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