Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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