How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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