Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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