hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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