Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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