I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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