Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize