Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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